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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

May 3

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MAY IS ‘NATIONAL EMBARRASSING MEDICAL MOMENTS MONTH!’

None of the Characters in This ‘Embarrassing Medical Moments’ Story are Me, Except Me

During 30 years in the ER I’ve seen some shit-adjacent shit

“There’s a what! in your fundamental aperture, Your Honor?”

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MAY IS ‘NATIONAL EMBARRASSING MEDICAL MOMENTS MONTH!’

None of the Characters in This ‘Embarrassing Medical Moments’ Story are Me, Except Me

During 30 years in the ER I’ve seen some shit-adjacent shit

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