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Peeing Into the Abyss

Sometimes ya gotta go, even when you’re already on the way out

Manneken Pis, Brussels, photo by Pixabay

When my heart
doesn’t beat
I can peek
into the darkness
that might follow

Just a clue, that’s all
I ask. I want to know
what’s on the other side




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