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Please Tell Me How Much Money You Make as a Coconut Inspector or a Bunghole Bleacher

So I can do that, and get rich quick.

Going straight to the top! * * * Photo by Gerson Repreza on Unsplash

As a teenager I could put my right foot behind my head.

I can tell you how to do it, but that doesn’t mean you’ll be able to do it. Nor does it mean that I can do it now, or ever again.

So, with that ridiculous image…

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | subscribe & get an email whenever I perish | proudly wallowing in obscurity