DISNEY MISCRAPS
Pooping in the Queues at the Happiest Place on Earth
Content warning: a shitty story
I visited Disneyland about 10 years ago. It’s impossible not to enjoy yourself there. You can unleash your inner child and have a truly wonderful time. But there’s a darker — or browner — side to this magical theme park.
Did you know that many people take a dump while waiting for rides? Right there in the queue!
You thought your job was crap. Spare a thought for the poor Disney employees, or cast members, who have to clean up literal crap.
“I have seen a lot. Bodily fluids no longer bother me after working at Disney. Let’s just say that the attraction I work at has what the cast ended up dubbing ‘the poop hall’ because of the amount of times guests have gone in there and pooped. We even put up a camera and it didn’t stop it.” Disney World employee
Imagine not caring you’re being filmed taking a dump? I weep for our species.
These shitty incidents became so common at Disney, a new protocol was proclaimed — Human Code H. Code Hs originally referred to situations in which a Disney horse left a mess that needed cleaning. Now it seems human incidents have surpassed those…
