Smut Fest — A Prompt that I was not prompt in responding to.
Roasted Smegma, Anyone
A chef’s tale
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6 min readMar 22
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Most chefs I have encountered are by nature filthy-minded beasts. And the females are the worst. All chefs swear like troopers (that’s why they’re called a brigade), they fuck like rabbits – anything with a pulse, they drink like fish, they snort shit like … whatever snorts…
