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RUDY GIULIANI’S CRY FOR HELP

Rudy Giuliani Makes Pitch to Be Trump’s Navigator Whenever Trump is in New York

“I know this city much better than that bitch Siri ever will!” boasts lifelong New York City resident Giuliani

Speaking Fiction To Power
Doctor Funny
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4 min readDec 7, 2024

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“I know all the best shows too!” claims Rudy. — Photo by Luca Bravo on Unsplash

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani is in a bit of a fix these days.

Having lost a $148-million defamation lawsuit for his false claims about two election workers in Georgia, and unsuccessfully attempting to declare bankruptcy, he was ordered to surrender personal assets in October 2024 as part of the damages awarded to the election workers.

Giuliani falsely claimed that Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss tried to cheat Trump out of the 2020 presidential election — which he lost to Joe Biden — in lies that led to “terrifying” mobs of Trump supporters gathering at Freeman’s home,” she testified at a December 2023 trial in Washington, DC, federal court.

This is on top of the April 2024 ruling when Giuliani was indicted on charges related to the 2020 election in Arizona. He was later disbarred in New York in July, and in the District of Columbia in September.

Most recently Giuliani has said that the federal government is trying to starve him to pay off the…

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