IS THE TANGERINE TURD DUMPING ON HIS #2?

‘Rump Has Millions of Fun Nicknames but His Weird VP Pick Has None. Let’s Change That.

What’s wrong with this country?

“That’s it JD. If you dial 1–800-SOFA-SEX again I’m cutting off your phone privileges.” — JD’s Meemaw Photo by Inside Weather on Unsplash (From JD’s soon-to-be-released tell-all Couch Willy Legacy.)

Orange Julius Caesar, Failed Yam Casserole, Angry Carrot, Hair Führer, Mein Coif, Agolf Shitler, Depth Charge Don …

Call him what you will but the ex-Commander-in-Thief has a million fun, and complimentary, monikers.

But Weird Beardo, the GOP Albotross, the Putrid Persimmon’s trusty sidekick … none!

It’s time to play catch-up.

JD is certainly number two but he shouldn’t always play second fiddle.

I’ll g̶e̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ start you off with a few nifty new nicknames for Son of Pillow Guy. Then feel free to add yours in the comments.

💕 Jizzy Davenport

Yes, of course, JD could stand for “Jizzy Davenport” or even “Jumped a Divan” but that’s SO last week.

Besides, we all know that JDV, The Ottoman Overlord, hasn’t (yet) been caught in flagrante delicto with a love seat.

That, and “Jumped a Divan” doesn’t really work as a nickname.