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Sean Kernan & Tim Denning vs Hogan Torah & Smillew Rahcuef

The ultimate dance-off

Cool guy photo created by lookstudio — www.freepik.com

Admit it. You would pay to watch this.

Am I right? Or am I righter than Mr Richard Right from Right Town, Rightland?

A pair of two-man dance teams prance about in ever more impressive ways until the judges declare the winner. Injuries will undoubtedly result, so the judges are:

• Doctor Michael Burg, MD
• Nurse Kristine Laco
• Nurse Jennifer McDougall

Possible injuries include:

• Broken leg
• Broken arm
• Broken ass
• Broken penis
• Foot stuck behind the head
• Arm twisted backwards and up a bit
• Legs are no longer the same length
• Feet pointing backwards
• More fingers than before
• Head a different shape than normal
• Upside-down

Jason from Fuck Niches will also be there as the DJ.

Reuben Salsa (also known by his anagram Sensual Bear) will provide security and be the host/MC.