HOTDOG!
See If You Can Guess Who Edits on Which Day at Doctor Funny
Michael, Kristine, Gunner, Jennifer — everyone has their faves. Such a shame it’s none of these nitwits.
Roll the dice and maybe you’ll get lucky at Doctor Funny, or even with Doctor Funny (yeah probably not, the good Doctor is saving himself for that special someone).
We’re all trying to grab the golden ring. You know, the one where your story goes viral (and not with a shit ton of losers who aren’t paid-in-full Medium members (there’s another wiener reference for you).
The first step in this little process is of course getting your shit published.
And, the second — inevitable — step is of course that your story gets soundly ignored by roughed 100% of Medium readers, even your so-called friends and family members (there’s that word again).
But, no matter, one can hope.
Or as others used to say in the Emergency Department whenever I correctly diagnosed a patient “Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.”
But — wiping tears of joy from my eyes — back to getting your shit published.
