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Like most pseudo-intellectuals, I like having big books lying around. I like leaving those books in the open for people to see — tastefully askew to imply I’ve read them. The largest book I own is the Fifth Edition of The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language. It has the distinction of being the only…