RIGHT BRAINED

Some of the Things Florida Republicans Are Seeking to Ban

And it’s not right

Gregg Siegel
Doctor Funny

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See you later? (Photo by Lisa Yount on Unsplash)

“We want people that are going to fight the left…
-Florida Governor Ron Desantis

Leftovers

Left lanes

Left-handedness

Hall of Fame pitcher Lefty Gomez

Lieutenant (But only when it’s pronounced ‘leftenant,’ like in those old Britishy movies.)

Elvis, if he has left the building

The Left Bank

The song I Left My Heart in San Francisco

San Francisco

Former NY Governor Louie Lefkowitz

Picking up where you left off

Exiting stage left

Football: Left Tackle henceforth to be called Right Tackle; Right Tackle henceforth to be called Righter Tackle

The music of Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes

Left clicking

Swiping left

Cleft palates

The motion picture “The Last House on the Left” (Both the 1972 and 2009 versions)

Decency

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Gregg Siegel
Doctor Funny

Gregg Siegel is a freelance copywriter, former freelance jokewriter for several late night shows and a competitive punner. Yes, that’s a thing.