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Summer’s Bright Sunshine Has Rotted Doctor Funny’s Editor’s Brains

Also, Adam Robinson recently became enslaved, and more … I’ll explain

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny
Published in
2 min readSep 18, 2024

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This is exactly how it looks 24/7/365 where the two Doctor Funny editors live, complete with a half-naked, partially-dismembered, but still stunningly-beautiful corpse. 😎 Photo by Michał Bińkiewicz on Unsplash

Your formerly attentive and caring Doctor Funny editors, Adam Robinson and Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬 have been slacking … for months.

Here’s how that sad state of affairs came to be.

💣 Michael vanished to China for a month. That’s where there’s no access to Western social media and no access to Medium.

💣 Doctor Funny was left in Adam’s sweaty trembling hands.

💣 Both Adam and Michael essentially stopped writing.

💣 Michael fell way behind on reading, editing and responding to email. (I think Adam did too but I can’t be bothered to check up on him.)

💣 Adam became enslaved to a 30-year mortgage, poor sod.

💣 Michael and Adam started a dog and cat sitting business in Springfield Ohio.

💣 Both of us decided to lay around on sunny beaches for the rest of our days, letting the rays bake into oblivion what little remains of our brains.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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