THE FEEBLE EXCUSES NEWSLETTER
Summer’s Bright Sunshine Has Rotted Doctor Funny’s Editor’s Brains
Also, Adam Robinson recently became enslaved, and more … I’ll explain
Your formerly attentive and caring Doctor Funny editors, Adam Robinson and Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬 have been slacking … for months.
Here’s how that sad state of affairs came to be.
💣 Michael vanished to China for a month. That’s where there’s no access to Western social media and no access to Medium.
💣 Doctor Funny was left in Adam’s sweaty trembling hands.
💣 Both Adam and Michael essentially stopped writing.
💣 Michael fell way behind on reading, editing and responding to email. (I think Adam did too but I can’t be bothered to check up on him.)
💣 Adam became enslaved to a 30-year mortgage, poor sod.
💣 Michael and Adam started a dog and cat sitting business in Springfield Ohio.
💣 Both of us decided to lay around on sunny beaches for the rest of our days, letting the rays bake into oblivion what little remains of our brains.