PET POOL PEEVES

Swimmers I’d Like to Drown

Lane Hoggers! Iron Butterflies! Pool Pishers!

Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Doctor Funny
Published in
5 min readMay 17, 2024

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The last thing you want to see when you’re enjoying a relaxing swim in the slow lane is this putz coming at you. (Photo by 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙤𝙨 on Unsplash)

I swim every day. It’s usually a joy, but some of my fellow swimmers can make it a challenge. Here, from a lifetime of swimming in pools, is a list of swimmers I wouldn’t hurry to save if they went under:

Iron Butterflies

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Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Doctor Funny

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