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HAVING A COFFEE CHAT ABOUT MY ADHD…WITH MY DAUGHTER’S CAT
The Cat and I Discuss My ADHD
What’s in the box?
“What’s in this box?”
“Nothing for you, stop it.”
“You were the one opening it. I just want to know what’s in it.”
“Nothing for you. I keep my dedicated chargers in it.”
“There’s obviously more than that. Let me take a peek.”
“No, just get…”
“Why is the lid so heavy?”
“It’s ceramic. That’s a seahawk totem.”
“A what? It smells weird. Is that the seahawk?”
“No, paws off! The rest of it is just random stuff like old lip balm your mom gave me, a maybe dead battery, and a flight boarding pass from November. Leave it alone.”
“Fine. I’ll just follow you until you answer me.”
…
“What’s in this drawer?”
“You know what’s in the drawer. It’s my sock drawer.”
“Are you sure? I’m just gonna fish a few out to make sure.”
“Please don’t do that. I am so proud I actually have a drawer with only socks. You have no idea how much ADHD I had to overcome to organize these drawers. I…