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HAVING A COFFEE CHAT ABOUT MY ADHD…WITH MY DAUGHTER’S CAT

The Cat and I Discuss My ADHD

What’s in the box?

4 min readJan 17, 2025

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Let’s talk about your issues. Image: Author. Cat: Doctor Missy

“What’s in this box?”

“Nothing for you, stop it.”

You were the one opening it. I just want to know what’s in it.”

“Nothing for you. I keep my dedicated chargers in it.”

“There’s obviously more than that. Let me take a peek.”

“No, just get…”

“Why is the lid so heavy?”

“It’s ceramic. That’s a seahawk totem.”

“A what? It smells weird. Is that the seahawk?”

“No, paws off! The rest of it is just random stuff like old lip balm your mom gave me, a maybe dead battery, and a flight boarding pass from November. Leave it alone.”

“Fine. I’ll just follow you until you answer me.”

“What’s in this drawer?”

“You know what’s in the drawer. It’s my sock drawer.”

“Are you sure? I’m just gonna fish a few out to make sure.”

“Please don’t do that. I am so proud I actually have a drawer with only socks. You have no idea how much ADHD I had to overcome to organize these drawers. I…

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Don’t take your ‘content creation’ too seriously. No one else does.

CJ Sterling
CJ Sterling

Written by CJ Sterling

Writer, journalist. Commentary: Washington Post, Economist, Daily Beast, New York Times, Seattle Times, Crosscut, The Stranger. 22.5 million views, Quora.

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