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The Chinese Spy Balloon That Came in From the Canadian Cold

Not everything is made in China

Canadians are too nice to cry when we don’t get recognized. Photo by Henley Design Studio on Unsplash

Dear American Government,

Thank you for once again trusting that your northern neighbour — yes, with a U — is too stupid to conceive of, and release, a spy balloon.

Go ahead, blame China.