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The Doctor Funny Lovey Dovey Valentine’s Newsletter
Interns…prepare to get sexy!
It’s getting hot in here so take off all your surgical masks and gowns!
Wash yourself of the blood and piss that’s been splattered onto you. Doctor Funny is feeling romantic!
Before we start sharing the love, let’s look at what happened in 2024’s first month which many are describing as “January”.
- Doctor Funny’s still here — suck on that haters!
- Russia has no chill.
- That weird mole on my arm wasn’t cancerous. It was brown sauce.
Luckily, our DF interns have been smashing it with articles!
Paul Lander lets us know about those savvy X Twitterbirds!
Rosalie Berg is going to your wedding. Ain’t no discussion, she’ll be there.
Bo Twerdowsky introduces us to our snow-shoveling personalities!
Anyway, January’s gone! It’s time for a shagtastic February!
Let’s welcome our new DF interns! Feeling sexy? ❤
Hannah Wilkinson, Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1), Melinda Judy, Lela Cargill, Steven Buehler, Corey Richards, Dr. Julian Barkan
This month we want funny valentines articles!
- Are you a cupid guru and want to share your loving knowledge?
- Has a crush shot you down so bad you felt like a deflating blimp?
- Have you had a first date worse than mine when I asked a lovely lady what her favourite sandwich was?
For that last one. She said Tuna.
Anyway, send us some funny fails about your love life to make me feel better ❤
Need inspiration? Alex Praytor has you covered!
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬 is the boss and he doesn’t know I’ve hijacked the newsletter so I’ll let him say something now…
“I don’t wanna” — Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
That’s your lot interns. This February remove your surgical gown and write sexy…but funny!
Don’t cut yourself on any rose thorns and try not to get buggered. If you’ve not claimed your free Doctor Funny buggery whistle yet, get in touch with the Doc and he’ll sort you out!
Much love.
AR and Michael out ❤
