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COLON WOES

The Doctor Put Me on a Clear Liquid Diet

He didn’t specify what type

A clear liquid diet. A glass on white wine.
Part of a clear liquid diet? Photo by Polina Kovaleva from Pexels

I know you think you know where this is going — and you’re right. What gave it away? Wait — don’t tell me.

Before we get there though, I need your considered and considerable medical advice in the comments.

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