The Downside of Being Too Damn Sexy

I’m sexy. You know it. They know it. I live it. It has definite drawbacks.

Jakob Owens took this pic of me a few years back — I think.

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“UveBruce — The sexiest man on the planet.” — anonymous.

I woke yesterday and examined myself in the new full-length mirror. I was alone in the house, naked.