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The Downside of Being Too Damn Sexy

I’m sexy. You know it. They know it. I live it. It has definite drawbacks.

Jakob Owens took this pic of me a few years back — I think.

6 things I have to watch out for as …

“UveBruce — The sexiest man on the planet.” — anonymous.

I woke yesterday and examined myself in the new full-length mirror. I was alone in the house, naked.

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Uvebruce

Uvebruce

Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.

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