SILLY RETORTS

The Eight Worst Excuses Debunked

There are myriad ‘reasons,’ but the best excuse may be unused yet

I’m confused, as usual Photo by Sangga Rima Roman Selia on Unsplash

I was drunk*

Common as, ‘who me?’ Blame the mind-boggling booze.

Take jumping from the roof into the pool. What do you say to the emergency room doc who asks, ‘How did you break your leg?’