DOCTOR FUNNY 12-WORD CHALLENGE
The Epic Post-July 4th Erection Celebration
Grill marks aren’t a good sign especially if they’re on your boner
I can’t believe you did it again this year, self-proclaimed “King of the Grill.” You really have everyone talking about perhaps the biggest mishap of the year.
It was so epic that even Jennifer Coolidge came by and talked about how much she wanted a hot dog like from the movie, Legally Blonde. She was in ecstasy when she heard about what had happened. Wonder why that is?
I understand that you can’t feel any pain and you accidentally popped an erection that tore through your pants. That fucker was just out there for everyone to see. You wished that someone had said something but this must’ve been a sick setup for them to anticipate what was to cum.
You couldn’t see a damn thing as you were just going on grilling your summer sausage.
Your summer sausage was grilling all right.
Straight on the fire for at least ten minutes. By the time it was done, everyone was maniacal talking about what condiments they wanted.
Everyone on the block was licking their lips every time they smelled your ass passing by.
“Yummy, fresh hot meat,” they would snarl and hiss as you walked by. The stares, the grumbles, and the attention you got had your colon in knots.
The thought of everyone wanting a second bite of your famous summer sausage post-Independence Day. Even that timid sports fan you always wave to every morning started waving at you, almost a little too enthusiastically.
I’m pretty sure he’s also looking to take a bite of that delicious cooked sausage. It is baseball season after all, and it hasn’t hit the floor of Dodger Stadium…yet.
This just in, the whole town has just announced a parade in your honor to commemorate your courage this last weekend. And the MC/Guest Star of Honor at your celebration? None other than the lovely and hot-dog lovin’ actress, Jennifer Coolidge.
Oh, yeah, dude, they’re preparing to eat your dick off. Have fun!!
- Maniacal, Ass, Fucker, Sports Fan, Parade, Has, Colon, Erection, In, Ecstasy, Takes, Movie
- *Bonus Word: Grill
Christopher Robin, thank you as always for your inspiring 12-word funny challenges in Doctor Funny every month.
