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Why I Hate Perforated Products

They never tear where they’re supposed to if they tear at all

Let’s face facts, OK? Whoever thought up the bright idea of perforations was a sado-masochistic troll.

And all those who followed over the years are just as bad.

We must go all the way back to President Woodrow Wilson to blame for the litany of profanity we…



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Tom Egelhoff

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