Goat Romance

They Asked for a Unicorn, They Got a Goat

A romance about busty women, sexy singles, and huge penises

Ginger Cook
Doctor Funny
Published in
4 min readApr 5, 2023

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When it’s coming out both ends. Photo by Viktor Bystrov on Unsplash

The year 2003

I was looking for an affordable car in the Sunday paper, when my eyes caught an especially interesting request in the wanted section.

Wanted:

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Ginger Cook
Doctor Funny

All the funny things please, they keep me from severe depression. If you like Pearl Jam and peanut butter, we might be soul mates.