Goat Romance
They Asked for a Unicorn, They Got a Goat
A romance about busty women, sexy singles, and huge penises
The year 2003
I was looking for an affordable car in the Sunday paper, when my eyes caught an especially interesting request in the wanted section.
Wanted:
A single, sexy, fun woman open to exploring with a husband and wife partner. Please only respond back if serious.
Those of you who are as sexually savvy as I am will understand this couple was looking for what the hot people call, A Unicorn. If you’re too lazy to click, that means a woman who is looking to get boinked by a couple.
And I thought to myself:
I could be decently decent at this.
I’m sexy. I’m fun-ish. And I’m horny because my boyfriend dumped me two months ago for a girl named Lacey and a trip to Vegas. I don’t miss him, but I miss the dick. Ya know?
The following day I placed my ad in the paper.
Dear couple ISO sexy single fun
I’m here for you. Will require two things. Rack of ribs. 16 mild buffalo wings. Answer back soon.
