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POETRY / HUMOUR

This F#%ing Cold

The sad but true tale of a freelancer who has fallen prey to a nasty little bug at the worst possible time

Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay

As though the times weren’t hard enough!
As if I had nought on my plate!
This f#%king cold had to show up,
my vital plans to desecrate.

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Jupiter Grant

Jupiter Grant

Writer, Poet, Narrator, Freelancer. Living in UK & my own head. Send queries here: jupiterslair@gmail.com. Buy me a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/jupitergrant

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