INEPT CRIMINALS HACK MY EVERYTHING AND IT SUCKS BALLS
To Whoever Hacked Me: You’re So Dumb I Had to Write About It
Clowns hack my credit cards, email and phone number. It’s so ridiculous I’m not even mad anymore.
I was hacked last week, all the way around. Fraudulent credit card charges. Phone calls from random-ass businesses. Spam texts. Spam emails. “Thank you for your interest in…” all kinds of things I never expressed interest in. The above email was not even trying: 1600 Fake Street. REALLY?
This morning I deleted and blocked more spam. These emails are so ridiculous that I’ve passed from deep annoyance to being entertained.
I checked a suspicious looking one. I was not disappointed. It was notice about a “return” from Safavieh. I vaguely recall that they are an online rug dealer. They are definitely a rug brand.
The “Safavieh” physical address is 1600 Fake Street. The “retailer” is “Jon Stewart Doe.” Excuse me, but that is just lazy.
I look through the subject lines and senders carefully, not at all about to reply or open links, because I am not terminally stupid. Select and block, select and block, one by one. Other emails waiting to be blocked include a CPE exam…
