MAY NEWSLETTER — THE “FLOATING ON CLOUD 9” EDITION

Top 4 Uplifting Doctor Funny Updates for You

To buoy your spirits from now to mid-June

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny
Published in
3 min readMay 15, 2024

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Yipee! I’m a ginger but still likable … for now. 😬 Photo by Jen Theodore on Unsplash

Dear hard-working, but mostly overlooked, Doctor Funny writers:

1️⃣ Your collective stats are better than ever

Meaningless, of course, if you’re the one dragging the averages down. But still, good in general, and should provide hope even as your views, reads, earnings, and spirits plunge.

😃 About 35 hours of daily Doctor Funny read time in the last few weeks

😃 Over 1,500 daily Doctor Funny views recently

😃 Almost 1,300 daily Doctor Funny visitors in the last 12 days

😃 The pub just hit 1,000 followers

So keep the faith. Readers are definitely stopping by the pub. You never know which story will capture readers’ attention so: write funny, punch it up as you edit, and send it in, then wait for near-certain disappointment.

But …

⭐️ A number of Doctor Funny stories have become breakout hits.

⭐️ This recent story got the big boost.

And speaking of reasons to be happy

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | disgraced former parking lot attendant