TRUMP VULGAR SPEECHES AS JAN 6 CASE GOES RELENTLESSLY FORWARD

Trump Wants to Grab America by The Posse

Dick Talk: Trump talks about Arnold Palmer’s penis at high school speech and threatens to use military against his enemies

CJ Sterling
Doctor Funny
Published in
8 min readOct 21, 2024

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Don’t take out your 78-year-old wrinkled mushroom, piss down our legs and tell America it’s raining, Donald. Photo by Zdeněk Macháček on Unsplash

What is it with Donald Trump’s penis obsession? In a recent speech, Trump said about pedophile Harvey Weinstein that he got “schlonged.” Then he used the term about VP Harris, “Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don’t know who would be worse, I don’t know, how could it be worse? But she was going to beat — she was favored to win — and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost.”

So did you, Donald. You lost in 2000 and 2020. He is going to lose again. And he knows it. He said so.

Donald Trump got “schlonged” twice. In case you don’t speak Vulgar, the Urban Dictionary’s definition of “schlonged” is to be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

Trump’s favorite campaign song is YMCA, which Lawrence O’ Donnell called “The gayest song ever.” Can’t argue with that. But Trump plays it and sways onstage. Nothing wrong with being gay. Just don’t say you “love women” while you talk about the size of another man’s putter.

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CJ Sterling
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Written by CJ Sterling

Writer, journalist. Commentary: Washington Post, Economist, Daily Beast, New York Times, Seattle Times, Crosscut, The Stranger. 22.5 million views, Quora.