TRUMP CLAIMS “SKULLDUGGERY” IN HALLOWEEN FREAKOUT

Trump’s Halloween Freakout Before November Sentencing

Spookier by the minute: Trump threatens voters while campaign crashes and sentencing looms

CJ Sterling
Doctor Funny
Published in
6 min readOct 31, 2024

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OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! Image: author using AI

As the countdown to the US presidential election comes down to five days, Trump is auditioning for a new role: the lead in a horror film called “The Return of the Election Thief.” Armed with a thesaurus and an arsenal of absurd lawsuits, MAGA operatives are deploying a plot thicker than fog on Halloween night.

The MAGA legal campaign to try to disrupt this election and convince an exhausted America, once again, that voter fraud is rampant, is now in full swing. The frivolous lawsuits are being filed, even before voting is counted. Just days before an election where the numbers show Trump losing, he is taking the entire Republican party down with him in his efforts to avoid sentencing for his November 26th date for 34 felony counts of banking and insurance fraud in New York. And trying — unsuccessfully — to stop the relentless march to his trial for sending an angry mob to the capitol to try to overturn the results of 2020 on January 6, 2021.

Dopey Donald is in full panic mode as his campaign falls apart.

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CJ Sterling
CJ Sterling

Written by CJ Sterling

Writer, journalist. Commentary: Washington Post, Economist, Daily Beast, New York Times, Seattle Times, Crosscut, The Stranger. 22.5 million views, Quora.

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