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Two Gen Z’s Play Guess Who and It’s Cringe
But we love this for them
Liam: Bruh, I found this old game my parents kept from the late-1900s. It’s called Guess Who. Wanna play?
Aidyn: An artifact! Bussin’!
[Liam and Aidyn select their mystery characters]
Aidyn: I’ll go first. Let’s see here… is your person cis-male or use he/him pronouns?
Liam: How could I possibly know their gender identity based on a photo, Aidyn?
[Aidyn’s face flashes embarrassment]
Aidyn: I’m sorry Liam, you’re absolutely right. Imma rephrase. Is your person male-presenting?
Liam: Yes, yes I believe so.
Liam: Ok, my turn. Is your person male-presenting?
Aidyn: No.
Liam: Ok, so they’re either female-presenting, gender creative, non-binary, gender fluid, agender, bigender, demigender — this is such a hard game!
Aidyn: IKR? I’ve got a good one. Does your person look like they’re the oppressor or the oppressed?
Liam: Yes or no questions only, Aidyn!
Aidyn: I’ll rephrase. Does your person benefit from white privilege?
Liam: Yes, definitely.
Liam: Does your person look like she did a thing?
Aidyn: Yes! And we love this for them!
Liam: Bangs! Great.
Aidyn: Does your person look like they would slide into my DMs?
Liam: Oh definitely, so cringe.
Liam: Does your person look like they would ask a stranger to take their photo?
Aidyn: YES!
Liam: So they’re old. OK, bet.
Aidyn: Hmmm OK does your person look like they’d dress up as someone’s culture for Halloween?
Liam: Yup, for sure.
Liam: Does your person look like they still say things like blindsighted, brainstorm, homeless, master bedroom, whitelist —
Aidyn: BRUH! You can’t say that!