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Doctor Funny

Valentine’s Day With Romy and Jules

Who wears the breeches in the Mont-Capulet manor now?

4 pink clothes pegs randomly placed and a red bottom stiletto shoe placed on top of one peg
Photo by Jess Bailey on Unsplash

Act I

It all began
the morning
of the fourteenth,
when a gift-strapped
Capulet, had nothing to give.
Jules felt a little sad at the fact
she had nothing to declare.

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TC Hails

TC Hails

A creative observer who writes about life, including what happens when we lose our shit. Highlighting the typical, unusual twists and comedy of it all.

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