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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Feb 28

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Wanna Improve Your Reads? … Go Balls to the Walls

Hot tips for Doctor Funny, and other funny, writers

lots of colorful balls
Photo by Greyson Joralemon on Unsplash

Pick a “colorful” topic and go balls to the walls.

That’s it. You can stop reading now.

Oh, not enough explanation for ya?

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