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Donny Buys A Country
Welcome to Donnyland–All Hail King Donny Trump
The orange one buys Greenland dirt cheap
Today is coronation day! We celebrate King Donny of Donnyland [Formerly Greenland].
All hail the king!
“When you’re a king they let you do it. You can do anything!”
Can you imagine? It was a mere two years ago when Donny Trump caught the imperialism itch. He proposed to buy Greenland. Or take it by military force. Everyone laughed. It was just another joke from the American idiot president-elect.
It’s an “absolute necessity for freedom throughout the world!” “For national security purposes,” he said. It was the precious metals Don the Con eyed.
The Danish prime minister told Donny “Greenland belongs to the Greenlanders.” The Danish told Donny to go to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.
Donny chuckled.
He even sent Junior to meet the people. Junior said. “They love America.” “They love Trump.” The “people” didn’t understand a word Junior said. Through a translator, the word “putz” was used many times.
Donny was mad. Although, you couldn’t tell by looking at his orange-tinted face. He doesn’t like rejection. Or being a convicted felon. But hey!
