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Send in the clowns. It’s Donny’s Bozo the Clown show

Who wants to throw a pie in this clown’s face? | Photo by Oleg Ivanov on Unsplash

A smack of lemon meringue reality hit President Donny. Yuck! Lemon! Couldn’t you spring for chocolate?

Chocolate would’ve messed up his face makeup worse than lemon.

President Donny, wearing his big clown shoes, couldn’t solve the Russia-Ukraine thing in one day. Vladdy, comrade, what’s going on? It’s me, Donny. Call me! STOP BOMBING THE FUCK OUT OF UKRAINE!

He discovered that tariffs are hard. But he has great deals! Xi, buddy! I’ve got lots of noses of corn and those beans made out of soy! I’ve got a bargain. Give me some of those rare earth sulfurs and calciums. Oh, wait. Wrong kind of minerals.

He’s mad that one of the government branches is being uncooperative. Why can’t you be like Congress? And let me do whatever the hell I want. That pesky Constitution keeps getting in the way. The American people handed me a mandate! And you’re messing it up! Hey, Petey! Where’s your ax? I need to…