A SMUTTY KICKER

What S.M.U.T. Means to Me

A response to Laurel B. Miller’s prompt

Jennifer McDougall
Doctor Funny
Published in
2 min readMar 8
The uniforms were kinda like this. Photo by Aaron Barrera on Unsplash.

Before I was a Brownie or a Girl Guide I wore a Pepto Bismol mumu and called myself a Spark. Then this wise ole woman named Brown Owl — who liberally sprinkled her fist-sized cupcakes with Zoloft — sat me on a toadstool and officially declared me an Ember.*

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Jennifer McDougall
Doctor Funny

Attempting Serious and Satire... Sometimes successful. Editor, Doctor Funny.