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Robin Putting 12 Words In My Mouth

What Was It Nancy Just Snorted?

Catnip or cocaine?

Nancy Pelosi celebrates her Taiwan trip on live television / Photo by Victoria Naumenko on Unsplash

A cat named Nancy
sang a full-throated
love ballad to self
on CNN when getting
molested by a journalist
asking if it was catnip or
cocaine she snorted
before flying first class
to Taiwan with the sole
mission to annoy and
provoke China into
delivering fresh servings
of military fireworks on…



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Carlo Zeno

Carlo Zeno

Top writer in poetry and satire. Migrant. Expat. INFP. Poet. Satirist. Tragedian. Public Servant. Member since April 2022.