WHEN DECIDING WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT

Which is Most Valuable: K-Noem, Smillew-Related Poems, Shadow Banning, or Trump’s Farts?

Someone is going to get some bad news

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny
Published in
3 min readMay 12, 2024

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“I farted. Want to buy some?” Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

Disclaimer: This story to be read by money-grubbers ONLY!

We all write because we’re artistes. Right?

No one cares how much a story pays or even how many people read it.

Except me.

A recent earnings stats deep dive revealed which of four stories produced the biggest earnings bang for the buck.

Come along as I analyze the quartet of best sellers. You’ll then have the best possible ideas on what to write about.

Warning: Again, this material is intended ONLY for whores lusting after Medium gold. No writing purists need apply.

💰 Write satire about a famous puppy killer and her (probably fictional) plans to endanger some already endangered species

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | disgraced former parking lot attendant