Doctor Funny

Experience simultaneous sarcasms, hilarity hyperarousal, and satire sardonicus, all in Doctor Funny’s residency program. Sign on the dotted line and write for us.

Member-only story

Why Not Double Down On Your Massive Earnings By Becoming a Doctor Funny Editor?

We love poverty-riddled downtrodden writer/editors

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny
Published in
2 min readFeb 12, 2025

--

Talk about flaky and delicious! Just one example of the treats Doctor Funny co-editor, John Corten, whips up for our editors meetings. 🍰 Photo by Matt Seymour on Unsplash

You’re already wasting your time, spinning your wheels, banging your head against the wall and — for those of you who are Greek mythology buffs — insanely dancing the Sisyphus Shuffle.

A lot like this 👇

You might be a top or you might be a bottom but you’re still a Sisyphus-like dung beetle if you’re writing on Medium for the financial rewards. Photo by Trav Wade on Unsplash

So here’s your opportunity to upgrade, to double your pleasure, to waste still more of your precious time, and double down … and become an unpaid, unlaid and unappreciated Doctor Funny editor.

For the 3 of you still reading, here’s what you’ll get:

1️⃣ The ability to publish your trash at will in Doctor Funny

2️⃣ A behind-the-scenes peek at some shit only editors can see

3️⃣ Thrilling once-monthly phone meetings with me and my co-editor, John Corten

4️⃣ The ability to craft a Doctor Funny newsletter from time to time (about once every three months)

--

--

Doctor Funny
Doctor Funny

Published in Doctor Funny

Experience simultaneous sarcasms, hilarity hyperarousal, and satire sardonicus, all in Doctor Funny’s residency program. Sign on the dotted line and write for us.

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | Party Pooper - Mostly on Trump's party

Responses (7)