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Will The US Economy, Social Security, and The Medium Peanuts Payout Program All Collapse Simultaneously?
I certainly hope so
Unless you’ve been living in a cave (probably coming soon), you may have noticed the following:
1️⃣ With his keen financial insights, steady hand, and well-considered plans, The Orange Omen of Doom and Financial Shit-Magnet, has produced a stock market crash and such economic uncertainty that many are now talking about a second coming … of another great depression, globally!
2️⃣ De facto President Muskrat and his merry band of DOGE Bros are warming up to do Social Security doggie style, no vaseline.
3️⃣ The Medium Peanuts Payment Program (MPPP) continues, same as it ever was, robustly paying out the big bucks. Because, as is captured in this famous rhyming two-liner:
We have continued to pay at the same rate we were paying
Despite what some people are saying.
