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A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH … NOTHING!

You Have to Shove a Bird Up Your Ass

YOU HAVE TO!

Looks like the Colonel is going to be mighty disappointed in you. * * * Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

Life’s most valuable lessons spring from thought experiments involving the choice between two equally-challenging options.

Example: 20 minutes from now, you have to shove an entire bird up your ass.

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