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You Shouldn’t Pick Your Friend’s Bum

Even if you can pick YOUR friends and YOUR bum

Coochie goochie poo. Photo by Jon Butterworth on Unsplash

“Go wash your hands, lil Doogie!”

It’s unbelievable, really, what teachers verbally spew. “I saw you wigglin’ those dirt-encrusted digits all down and around your buttcrack!”




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Jennifer McDougall

Jennifer McDougall

You want me to WHAT?!? Okay... Editor, Doctor Funny. Satirical takes on all that life chucks my way.

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