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LEGOS MEETS HOCKEY
YouTube Will Rot Your Brain, Hockey Fighting Will Scramble It
We love a good Lego fight, pillows, and crashing buses
My brother-in-law showed me something this weekend. And it has cemented my belief that YouTube will rot your brain.
It’s time for a good old-fashioned classic hockey fight! Every true hockey fan will remember 1998. Goalies Patrick Roy–It’s pronounced WAA, from the Colorado Avalanche and Detroit Red Wings Chris Osgood–Ozzie, Ozzie!, dropped the gloves for an epic fight.
But that’s not the fight my B-I-L showed me. Not exactly. Roy and Osgood looked, well, a little different. Ripping the gloves and helmets off. Tussling with each other. Ozzie’s sweater comes off. The punches back and forth. Ozzie slams Roy into the boards.
Ok. In the real world, Ozzie didn’t exactly slam Roy into the boards like that.
The Real World
But we’re in Legoland now. No. Not that Legoland. It’s Lego hockey fighting! It’s cartoon…
