Homepage
Open in app
Sign in
Get started
Doctor Funny
9 Out of 10 Doctors Agree This Shit is Funny
Satire & Sarcasm
Shit Happens
Cluster Fucks
House Calls
Inside Edition
Write For Us
Archives
Follow
Kick Your Climate Blues Between the Legs With These Funky Climate Change Benefits
Kick Your Climate Blues Between the Legs With These Funky Climate Change Benefits
We all grow and change, shouldn’t the climate?
Gunner Barrett
Aug 13
Beer Truck Flips Over
Beer Truck Flips Over
Thousands of Cans of Bud Light ‘Lost’
Oscar Rhea
Aug 12
What Was It Nancy Just Snorted?
What Was It Nancy Just Snorted?
Catnip or cocaine?
Carlo Zeno
Aug 11
Responding Moistly to Christopher Robin’s August Doctor Funny 12(ish)-word Challenge
Responding Moistly to Christopher Robin’s August Doctor Funny 12(ish)-word Challenge
A dewy double duo of almost-limericks soddenly stuck together
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Aug 10
Dating Lessons from a Bitch
Dating Lessons from a Bitch
a canine’s perspective on human behavior
Sheri Jacobs
Aug 10
Moist Wordle?
Moist Wordle?
Yup. Moist wordle.
Kristine Laco
Aug 10
Let’s All Help Our Writer Friend BichoDoMato Succeed With His Newest Business Venture
Let’s All Help Our Writer Friend BichoDoMato Succeed With His Newest Business Venture
None of this is true, except the true parts
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Aug 10
I Finally Joined The Medium Partner Program — My Goal For August Is To Make Five Figures
I Finally Joined The Medium Partner Program — My Goal For August Is To Make Five Figures
It’s ambitious, but possible
P. L. Goaway
Aug 8
How to Shower Like a European Dude, or Dudette
How to Shower Like a European Dude, or Dudette
Without getting the bathroom floor all wet
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Aug 8
Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Masturbating
Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Masturbating
A Kristine Laco prompt turned upside-down
Carol Lennox
Aug 8
A Childhood Without Video Games Is Like a Body Without Skin
A Childhood Without Video Games Is Like a Body Without Skin
The summer I spent playing the greatest video game ever made
Gunner Barrett
Aug 8
Story Time with Uncle Dennis
Story Time with Uncle Dennis
He’s friendly like Mr. Rogers but sassier and sexier
Ginger Cook
Aug 7
Viral Video Shows Stuffed Cat Being Molested by a Woman in a Dumpster
Viral Video Shows Stuffed Cat Being Molested by a Woman in a Dumpster
She claims cocaine and a love ballad are to blame
Krystal Morgan
Aug 7
My Ex’s Mother Likes Hers EXTRA Moist
My Ex’s Mother Likes Hers EXTRA Moist
Gross
Shirley Laffa
Aug 7
Vital Importance of Growing a Beard in a Cruel World
Vital Importance of Growing a Beard in a Cruel World
All that they won’t teach you in schools and then some
Ugur Akinci
Aug 7
Horny Hobbies
Horny Hobbies
I’d rather be rammed
Krystal Morgan
Aug 7
Name for Black Metal Project Found During Orgasm
Name for Black Metal Project Found During Orgasm
Heavy Metal Satire
Michael Centrone
Aug 7
My Cat has Hard Habits
My Cat has Hard Habits
The August Doctor Funny 12(ish)-word Challenge
Sean Cordes
Aug 6
Warning! Look Out For Gorilla Pox
Warning! Look Out For Gorilla Pox
Doctors aren’t monkeying around with this one!
Paul Lander
Aug 6
About Doctor Funny
Latest Stories
Archive
About Medium
Terms
Privacy