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  • Kick Your Climate Blues Between the Legs With These Funky Climate Change Benefits

    Kick Your Climate Blues Between the Legs With These Funky Climate Change Benefits

    We all grow and change, shouldn’t the climate?
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    Gunner Barrett
    Aug 13
    Beer Truck Flips Over

    Beer Truck Flips Over

    Thousands of Cans of Bud Light ‘Lost’
    Go to the profile of Oscar Rhea
    Oscar Rhea
    Aug 12
    What Was It Nancy Just Snorted?

    What Was It Nancy Just Snorted?

    Catnip or cocaine?
    Go to the profile of Carlo Zeno
    Carlo Zeno
    Aug 11
    Responding Moistly to Christopher Robin’s August Doctor Funny 12(ish)-word Challenge

    Responding Moistly to Christopher Robin’s August Doctor Funny 12(ish)-word Challenge

    A dewy double duo of almost-limericks soddenly stuck together
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Aug 10
    Dating Lessons from a Bitch

    Dating Lessons from a Bitch

    a canine’s perspective on human behavior
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    Sheri Jacobs
    Aug 10
    Moist Wordle?

    Moist Wordle?

    Yup. Moist wordle.
    Go to the profile of Kristine Laco
    Kristine Laco
    Aug 10
    Let’s All Help Our Writer Friend BichoDoMato Succeed With His Newest Business Venture

    Let’s All Help Our Writer Friend BichoDoMato Succeed With His Newest Business Venture

    None of this is true, except the true parts
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Aug 10
    I Finally Joined The Medium Partner Program — My Goal For August Is To Make Five Figures

    I Finally Joined The Medium Partner Program — My Goal For August Is To Make Five Figures

    It’s ambitious, but possible
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    P. L. Goaway
    Aug 8
    How to Shower Like a European Dude, or Dudette

    How to Shower Like a European Dude, or Dudette

    Without getting the bathroom floor all wet
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Aug 8
    Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Masturbating

    Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Masturbating

    A Kristine Laco prompt turned upside-down
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    Carol Lennox
    Aug 8
    A Childhood Without Video Games Is Like a Body Without Skin

    A Childhood Without Video Games Is Like a Body Without Skin

    The summer I spent playing the greatest video game ever made
    Go to the profile of Gunner Barrett
    Gunner Barrett
    Aug 8
    Story Time with Uncle Dennis

    Story Time with Uncle Dennis

    He’s friendly like Mr. Rogers but sassier and sexier
    Go to the profile of Ginger Cook
    Ginger Cook
    Aug 7
    Viral Video Shows Stuffed Cat Being Molested by a Woman in a Dumpster

    Viral Video Shows Stuffed Cat Being Molested by a Woman in a Dumpster

    She claims cocaine and a love ballad are to blame
    Go to the profile of Krystal Morgan
    Krystal Morgan
    Aug 7
    My Ex’s Mother Likes Hers EXTRA Moist

    My Ex’s Mother Likes Hers EXTRA Moist

    Gross
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    Shirley Laffa
    Aug 7
    Vital Importance of Growing a Beard in a Cruel World

    Vital Importance of Growing a Beard in a Cruel World

    All that they won’t teach you in schools and then some
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    Ugur Akinci
    Aug 7
    Horny Hobbies

    Horny Hobbies

    I’d rather be rammed
    Go to the profile of Krystal Morgan
    Krystal Morgan
    Aug 7
    Name for Black Metal Project Found During Orgasm

    Name for Black Metal Project Found During Orgasm

    Heavy Metal Satire
    Go to the profile of Michael Centrone
    Michael Centrone
    Aug 7
    My Cat has Hard Habits

    My Cat has Hard Habits

    The August Doctor Funny 12(ish)-word Challenge
    Go to the profile of Sean Cordes
    Sean Cordes
    Aug 6
    Warning! Look Out For Gorilla Pox

    Warning! Look Out For Gorilla Pox

    Doctors aren’t monkeying around with this one!
    Go to the profile of Paul Lander
    Paul Lander
    Aug 6
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