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Track Your Missteps with Fitbit for Idiots
Track Your Missteps with Fitbit for Idiots
You’re no dummy… anymore!
Kristen Stark
Nov 16
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Was Rizz the Buzz Word for 2023?
Was Rizz the Buzz Word for 2023?
It’s hard to know when you’re floating on a cloud of ignorance and indifference.
Brendan Donaghy
Dec 6
Gimme Your Claps, All Your Clapping, Mister!
Gimme Your Claps, All Your Clapping, Mister!
Yes, it’s karaoke time again here in Mediumville. More than a sing-a-long, this one is an unabashed foot-tappin’, hand-clappin’ call to…
Aurelia Bliss
Dec 5
A Regular Trip Through the Drive-Thru
A Regular Trip Through the Drive-Thru
Where food is ordered, and money is taken
This, That & the Other Thing
Dec 5
The Word of the Year Is . . .
The Word of the Year Is . . .
Wait for it . . . (no, that’s not the word)
Jan M Flynn
Dec 4
Flip the Script
Flip the Script
The best ideas are the reel-est ideas
This, That & the Other Thing
Dec 4
A List of My Lists — Gift-wrapped Just For You
A List of My Lists — Gift-wrapped Just For You
My no shit lists
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Dec 4
George Santos is Laughing Out Loud at What You Don’t Know About Him — Yet
George Santos is Laughing Out Loud at What You Don’t Know About Him...
“All will be revealed soon,” Santos pledged
Speaking Fiction To Power
Dec 4
An Open Letter to Pop-Pop: Please Don’t Tell Us About Your Poop
An Open Letter to Pop-Pop: Please Don’t Tell Us About Your Poop
We are in the middle of a war here! Can you just, not?
CJ Sterling
Dec 3
ButtHeads Butt Heads But Heads Butt Heads Too
ButtHeads Butt Heads But Heads Butt Heads Too
Okay, here, I’ll say it for you: “Oh my god, is she twelve?!”
Aurelia Bliss
Dec 3
Tangerine Turd Trump Story Collection — or Mango Mussolini or Agent Orange or Failed Yam Casserole…
Tangerine Turd Trump Story Collection — or Mango Mussolini or Agent...
No matter what you call the guy, the funny stories about him just write themselves
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Dec 3
So, You Want to Learn Self-Defence?
So, You Want to Learn Self-Defence?
It’s a tough old world out there!
Adam Robinson
Dec 2
Vegetarians are Evil (and Other Hard to Digest Truths)
Vegetarians are Evil (and Other Hard to Digest Truths)
It feels so good to get this off my chest
Sanjay Singhal
Dec 1
The Mailman Spammeth
The Mailman Spammeth
Have we reached Peak Spam? Or are we still trundling up the foothills?
Matthew Clapham
Dec 1
Since Q is Always Followed By U Can We Start Saving Some Time By Dropping The U?
Since Q is Always Followed By U Can We Start Saving Some Time By Dr...
Some Mother Faqirs will strenuously object
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Dec 1
Robert De Niro Heightens Speculation on His New Trump Film Following Incident at Gotham Awards…
Robert De Niro Heightens Speculation on His New Trump Film Followin...
“My Trump takedown movie will make his little orange toes curl up like Fritos,” De Niro promised
Speaking Fiction To Power
Nov 30
Doctor Funny — Busily Boosting The Boosted
Doctor Funny — Busily Boosting The Boosted
Talk about being a Friend of Medium
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Nov 30
The Sad Tale of the Demise and Funeral of Mia Hammy
The Sad Tale of the Demise and Funeral of Mia Hammy
She kicked the bucket but was ruled offside
Bo Twerdowsky
Nov 29
Sir, Step Away From the Self-Help Aisle
Sir, Step Away From the Self-Help Aisle
A tale of too much therapy and not enough chocolate
Sanjay Singhal
Nov 28
Doctor Funny Wants to Spread Some Early Holiday Cheer By “Boosting” Your Already Boosted Stories
Doctor Funny Wants to Spread Some Early Holiday Cheer By “Boosting”...
Boost your boost
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Nov 28
Broken News
Broken News
Paging Pete Davidson, Paging Pete Davidson
Paul Lander
Nov 28
Mary Trump — Niece of Donald Trump — Explains Donald Trump’s Unhinged Thanksgiving Rant
Mary Trump — Niece of Donald Trump — Explains Donald Trump’s Unhing...
Unfortunately, America’s Crazy Uncle showed up for Thanksgiving this year
Speaking Fiction To Power
Nov 27
All or Nothing: Rebuilding the Arizona Coyotes
All or Nothing: Rebuilding the Arizona Coyotes
Be careful (or not) with who you want on your team
This, That & the Other Thing
Nov 27
“I Think We Need Another Man in The House”
“I Think We Need Another Man in The House”
Said my wife
Uvebruce
Nov 27
4 Medium Conspiracy Theories to Make You Poop Your Undergarments!
4 Medium Conspiracy Theories to Make You Poop Your Undergarments!
This is a good Medium article…or is it?!
Adam Robinson
Nov 26
Dopamine Tancheen Tooncheen
Dopamine Tancheen Tooncheen
Don’t you be fooled! Big Brother is behind the screen and he has his ways of keeping you in line!
Aurelia Bliss
Nov 26
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