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‘Rump Has Millions of Fun Nicknames but His Weird VP Pick Has None. Let’s Change That.
‘Rump Has Millions of Fun Nicknames but His Weird VP Pick Has None. Let’s Change That.
What’s wrong with this country?
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 25
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We Excel At Customer Service — So What If We Delivered What You Did Not Need
We Excel At Customer Service — So What If We Delivered What You Did Not Need
We did you a favour, really
Ana Brody
Aug 30
The July/August Doctor Funny 100-Club Winners
The July/August Doctor Funny 100-Club Winners
Some more love for the Doctor Funny stories readers loved most
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 30
So-Called “True Crime” Drama Doesn’t Take Place in Florida
So-Called “True Crime” Drama Doesn’t Take Place in Florida
Viewers Were Shocked While Tuning Into The Latest Episode of This Popular True Crime Drama Series
Mark J. Shady
Aug 30
New Ipsos Poll Demonstrates The Increasingly Obvious To Everyone
New Ipsos Poll Demonstrates The Increasingly Obvious To Everyone
What do you mean Trump is polling downwards with women voters and Hispanics?! Surely not
Argumentative Penguin
Aug 30
My Wife Thinks I’m Deeply Flawed
My Wife Thinks I’m Deeply Flawed
I’ve said some things recently that would suggest she may be right. They’ve just come out wrong. Nobody is perfect.
Uvebruce
Aug 29
The Top Three Worst Things About Memory Loss
The Top Three Worst Things About Memory Loss
Number one is most important
John Corten
Aug 29
A Catastrophy for JD Vance
A Catastrophy for JD Vance
Cat Ladies for Kamala
Paul Lander
Aug 28
Elon Musk Sues Donald Trump for Not Using Twitter
Elon Musk Sues Donald Trump for Not Using Twitter
Musk vs Yuck
Ellie Salvaje
Aug 28
Financial Strategy With the Swear Jar Savings Plan
Financial Strategy With the Swear Jar Savings Plan
Using bad words for good measure
Aurelia Bliss
Aug 28
And in The End
And in The End
Expecting Pearly Gates? Given the nature of modern life, you’re more likely to get…
Mike Hickman
Aug 27
Weird and Weirdo Beardo Limericks for MAGAts
Weird and Weirdo Beardo Limericks for MAGAts
I’ve chosen poetry’s lowest form for life’s lowest forms
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 27
Have You Seen My AirPods?
Have You Seen My AirPods?
I’m getting desperate now…
Adam Robinson
Aug 27
Three Archbishops And A Nun Walk Into A Bar
Three Archbishops And A Nun Walk Into A Bar
The Vatican Improv
Paul Lander
Aug 25
As a Grassroots Cartel Owner Who Moonlights in Human Trafficking, I’m Against Kamala
As a Grassroots Cartel Owner Who Moonlights in Human Trafficking, I...
I’m just trying to break into the middle class
John Corten
Aug 24
A Secret Transcript of Trump Watching Steve Kerr’s DNC Speech on TV
A Secret Transcript of Trump Watching Steve Kerr’s DNC Speech on TV
Evidently, Michael Jordan and Steve Kerr have never won anything
Brian Throne
Aug 23
What REALLY Happened in Pennsylvania: Trump Assassination Attempt
What REALLY Happened in Pennsylvania: Trump Assassination Attempt
Eyewitnesses at the scene tell an unusual story
CJ Sterling
Aug 21
In the Parallel Universe Where Elon Musk Decided to Go to Art School
In the Parallel Universe Where Elon Musk Decided to Go to Art School
It’s technically different
John Corten
Aug 20
Help! I Just Became a Cat Lady!
Help! I Just Became a Cat Lady!
Now I can blame it on the cats
CJ Sterling
Aug 20
Old Olympics — Let’s Freshen It Up!
Old Olympics — Let’s Freshen It Up!
I am the flame to the torch of new sports and stuff.
Adam Robinson
Aug 20
I Found the World’s Most Obnoxious Job Listing
I Found the World’s Most Obnoxious Job Listing
And I’m going to mock it without mercy
Kristen Stark
Aug 20
Having to Sneeze During Upright Urination Offers a Crash Course in Self-Discovery
Having to Sneeze During Upright Urination Offers a Crash Course in ...
Choose wisely, but there is no grail
John Corten
Aug 19
Medal Of Free To Be Dumb
Medal Of Free To Be Dumb
Price tag: $100 million
Paul Lander
Aug 19
Post-Menopausal Females, Never Fear
Post-Menopausal Females, Never Fear
You still have a purpose in life
Jan M Flynn
Aug 18
JD Vance Did NOT! Have Couch Cushion Crevice Coitus, and Other JD Vance NOTS!
JD Vance Did NOT! Have Couch Cushion Crevice Coitus, and Other JD V...
What does the “JD” in JD Vance stand for?
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 18
Important Stuff You Need To Know
Important Stuff You Need To Know
Your life will improve drastically if you learn these things
Randy Fredlund
Aug 18
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