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Mistake Mayhem — The Worst Bloopers of My Life!
Mistake Mayhem — The Worst Bloopers of My Life!
So far…
Adam Robinson
Apr 9
Latest
I Just Need An Eye Test, Not An Emergency Questionnaire
I Just Need An Eye Test, Not An Emergency Questionnaire
But please circle the correct answer if we really can’t avoid it…
Ana Brody
Apr 23
This Brought My Beau and I Much Closer
This Brought My Beau and I Much Closer
It’s kind of gross
Shirley Laffa
Apr 23
My Accent is a Boner Machine
My Accent is a Boner Machine
The rest of me is pretty average
Claire Franky
Apr 22
Freudian Banana Slip
Freudian Banana Slip
Stop with the old movie references
Paul Lander
Apr 22
Pet Toy or Sex Toy?
Pet Toy or Sex Toy?
The Pleasure Feather is not machine-washable
Clark Feusier
Apr 22
Looks Like Trump is Truly Going to the Dogs Now
Looks Like Trump is Truly Going to the Dogs Now
And it’s leaving Late Show host Stephen Colbert with mixed feelings
Speaking Fiction To Power
Apr 21
Snarlcastic Gifts for Life’s Special Occasions
Snarlcastic Gifts for Life’s Special Occasions
Make birthday, incarceration, and get-well gifts memorable
Patricia Jeanne
Apr 20
For $70, You Can Add Hydrogen to Your Water
For $70, You Can Add Hydrogen to Your Water
This is very important since water doesn’t contain any hydrogen
The Writing Wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
Apr 19
About Me — Adam — 2024 AD Edition
About Me — Adam — 2024 AD Edition
A prompt so self-indulgent I had to do it! ❤
Adam Robinson
Apr 19
Sticky Stuff
Sticky Stuff
One good chew deserves another
Nolcha Fox
Apr 19
Announcing: Biden and Dark Brandon Coming to a Comedy Club Near You
Announcing: Biden and Dark Brandon Coming to a Comedy Club Near You
The duo is climbing fast on the comedy scene
Speaking Fiction To Power
Apr 19
Father Time versus My Army of Eye Creams
Father Time versus My Army of Eye Creams
Who will win this epic battle of wills?
Rosalie Berg
Apr 18
Jobs AI Won’t Touch: Royal Dental Flosser
Jobs AI Won’t Touch: Royal Dental Flosser
A bot-free career you can sink your teeth into
K. B. Cottrill
Apr 18
About Me — Michael — 2024 Edition
About Me — Michael — 2024 Edition
A Nichola Scurry-inspired prompt response
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Apr 18
Trump Business Fraud Bond: The Math Ain’t Mathing
Trump Business Fraud Bond: The Math Ain’t Mathing
Where ‘Secure’ Bonds Go to Hide and Math Takes a Holiday
CJ Sterling
Apr 18
Zoom Interview for My Dream Job or Helping a Friend in Need (Tough Choice)?
Zoom Interview for My Dream Job or Helping a Friend in Need (Tough ...
I listened to my heart
Smillew Rahcuef
Apr 17
Heaven’s New Application with Background Checks
Heaven’s New Application with Background Checks
Minimum of 3 character references — by animals
H. Mikel Feilen
Apr 17
About Me (Nichola) 2024 Edition
About Me (Nichola) 2024 Edition
Getting to know me all over again
Nichola Scurry
Apr 17
Doctor Funny’s April Fools Newsletter
Doctor Funny’s April Fools Newsletter
Keep laughing, interns, and ignore all the moaning patients…
Adam Robinson
Apr 17
Social Demolition: Three Alternatives to Burning Bridges
Social Demolition: Three Alternatives to Burning Bridges
Destroying relationships the right way
Clark Feusier
Apr 17
Putrid Pumpkin’s Ex-Prez Products Pinheads Purchase
Putrid Pumpkin’s Ex-Prez Products Pinheads Purchase
First came gold hi-tops and the Good Book. Here’s what *Rump is pawning off now on his faithful followers.
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Apr 16
Quince the Fruiterer
Quince the Fruiterer
And the young Judas Is-a-carrot who betrayed her Father
Raine Lore
Apr 16
Law and Odor: Trump Hush Money
Law and Odor: Trump Hush Money
Something stinks and not just your behavior, Mr. Trump
Paul Lander
Apr 16
Love Brought Us Together, Hate Made Us A Family
Love Brought Us Together, Hate Made Us A Family
Your love is great, Mindy, but your hate is why I’m still here.
Daniel Williams
Apr 14
The Turkey Eggs Incident
The Turkey Eggs Incident
144 ways to eat eggs
Lela Cargill
Apr 13
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