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Doctor Funny’s Vaguely Amusing 12-Word Challenge — July 2025
Doctor Funny’s Vaguely Amusing 12-Word Challenge — July 2025
A writing challenge that is just below 13 words.
Adam Robinson
Jun 30
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She Bought a House, I Bought Gum With Coins
She Bought a House, I Bought Gum With Coins
A comedy in three breakdowns and a mental spiral
The Masked Muse
Jul 9
There Are Now Two Reasons Why Prices of Houses Near Mar-a-Lago May Be Falling Rapidly
There Are Now Two Reasons Why Prices of Houses Near Mar-a-Lago May ...
But they are not much of a bargain
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 9
Beloved Classic Children’s Books Introduced by President Trump
Beloved Classic Children’s Books Introduced by President Trump
Anything for the fan base
Anne Reiner
Jul 9
Deus Ex PI
Deus Ex PI
An award speech for the Special prize
Vitul Agarwal
Jul 9
Top Little Known Provisions of Trump’s Big, Ugly Bill
Top Little Known Provisions of Trump’s Big, Ugly Bill
Approve in Haste, Repent at Leisure
David Volk
Jul 9
Seven Reasons I Said No to Your Outdoor Concert Invitation
Seven Reasons I Said No to Your Outdoor Concert Invitation
I don’t hate you, but I suspect you secretly hate me
CJ Sterling
Jul 8
Bull or Full-of-Bull Market
Bull or Full-of-Bull Market
You decide!
Paul Lander
Jul 8
New Smart Oven Cooks, Eats, Digests, and Shits Food for You
New Smart Oven Cooks, Eats, Digests, and Shits Food for You
Finally, there’s an easier way!
John Corten
Jul 7
My Impacted Motility Through Stansted International
My Impacted Motility Through Stansted International
Stansted Stanza Bonanza!
Ben Human
Jul 7
Real Headlines and the Stories Behind Them
Real Headlines and the Stories Behind Them
From Central News Service — doing our best to help you get to the bottom of things
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 7
Garbage Gone Wild
Garbage Gone Wild
How a tabloid linked a fetish to a rogue vacationer
Rich Crawford
Jul 6
An Open Letter to Stephen King, R.L. Stine, Dean Koontz, and Christopher Pike:
An Open Letter to Stephen King, R.L. Stine, Dean Koontz, and Christ...
You prepared me for only the most minor of horrors, none of them even come close to our current timeline full of things like digital…
Katie Eileen
Jul 6
America’s Gluttony On Display
America’s Gluttony On Display
Joey Chestnut is back
William Mersey
Jul 5
Flatulence of Mass Distraction
Flatulence of Mass Distraction
It’s Doctor Funny’s Vaguely Amusing July 12-Word Challenge
Nichola Scurry
Jul 5
A Doctor, a Kangaroo, and BS!
A Doctor, a Kangaroo, and BS!
Is this a limerick we confess or a fudgin’ mess?
Fudgin' Politics
Jul 5
Do You Have the Fever for the Beer Flavor of a Pringle?
Do You Have the Fever for the Beer Flavor of a Pringle?
Can you get drunk on potato crisps–it’s not chips
Fudgin' Politics
Jul 5
Nefertiti’s Shield Maiden
Nefertiti’s Shield Maiden
A fable of academic tenure and the puppet divine
Vitul Agarwal
Jul 4
Pickleball Cartoons That Will Piss Off Tom Brady
Pickleball Cartoons That Will Piss Off Tom Brady
Stretch before reading
John Corten
Jul 4
Helping The President Out With Some More Antisemitic Slurs
Helping The President Out With Some More Antisemitic Slurs
“… Shylocks and bad people.” — Donald J. Trump, USA’s Supreme Leader
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Jul 4
I Can’t Be a Therapist and This Is Why
I Can’t Be a Therapist and This Is Why
I confiscate phones, not unpack emotions
The Masked Muse
Jul 4
Trump’s Sweet Deal for America’s Losers
Trump’s Sweet Deal for America’s Losers
The Commander in Chief’s incredible Independence Day letter
Hey Stefan
Jul 4
President Trump Threatens to Deport Bruce Springsteen for Being Un-American
President Trump Threatens to Deport Bruce Springsteen for Being Un-...
Will America’s musical truth-sayer have another song to sing?
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 3
Top 20 Least Useful Superpowers
Top 20 Least Useful Superpowers
Does super sadness count?
John Corten
Jul 3
Mental Illness Strikes One in Four
Mental Illness Strikes One in Four
That means one of me is nuts
SC Thompson
Jul 3
“The Kangaroo in the Window: A Spooky Outback Tale”
“The Kangaroo in the Window: A Spooky Outback Tale”
An old man’s secrets, a shadowy kangaroo, and a truth too bizarre to ignore
L. A. Cargill
Jul 3
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