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Doctor Funny’s Spectacular Pre-Apocalyptic Holiday Newsletter

Doctor Funny’s Spectacular Pre-Apocalyptic Holiday Newsletter

Smoke ’em while you got ‘em
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John Corten
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A History of Hell Accidentally Sounding Awesome

A History of Hell Accidentally Sounding Awesome

…and Heaven sounding a little worse by comparison
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Todd Mitchell
Boxing Day

Boxing Day

A school assignment — 500 words on the subject
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Mark Ewbie
My Most Excellent 2024 Accomplishments

My Most Excellent 2024 Accomplishments

Model yourself after me and you’ll go far … in the wrong direction
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
12 Kitchen Gadgets That Blew Their Auditions for the Role of the Nutcracker

12 Kitchen Gadgets That Blew Their Auditions for the Role of the Nu...

Would generations of parents have taken their kids to see The Salad Spinner?
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Freeman Scott
Trojan Soldier With a Horse Fetish

Trojan Soldier With a Horse Fetish

What a time to be alive
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Adam Rimland
The Man Who Woke Up Backwards — 2

The Man Who Woke Up Backwards — 2

This guy always wakes up the day before knowing what he knew the next day.
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Corbbin Goldsmith
Captain Canada Has a Nice Ring to It, Eh?

Captain Canada Has a Nice Ring to It, Eh?

And free healthcare for injuries from supervillains!
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Paul Lander
Journey to 500 Followers

Journey to 500 Followers

A staggering tale of love, life, and redemption
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Mark Ewbie
What Our AIs Will Say About Us

What Our AIs Will Say About Us

A radio play about when we’ve become their pets
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Jan M Flynn
My Wife Thinks Size Really Matters!

My Wife Thinks Size Really Matters!

I don’t know what she’s talking about
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Brendan Donaghy ☘️
The Man Who Woke Up Backwards — 1

The Man Who Woke Up Backwards — 1

This guy always wakes up the day before, but knowing what he knew the next day
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Corbbin Goldsmith
How to Confuse Americans in 3 Words: ‘Arre Yaar, Really!’

How to Confuse Americans in 3 Words: ‘Arre Yaar, Really!’

If you’re Indian, you know Arre Yaar is less a phrase and more a lifestyle
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Shaqib Akram
Chestnuts Roasting Doctor Funny Writers

Chestnuts Roasting Doctor Funny Writers

It’s like being on The Naughty List, but instead of getting coal, you get roasted
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This, That & the Other Thing
Do I Need Therapy?

Do I Need Therapy?

Help me out here
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Randy Fredlund
Ten Trump Ad Ideas That Keep Donny’s Egg-citing Campaign Promises

Ten Trump Ad Ideas That Keep Donny’s Egg-citing Campaign Promises

Donny won’t break his pledge with these sure-fire promos
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Fudgin' Politics
I Have a Coffee Guy

I Have a Coffee Guy

He also sells tax stamps, collects and handles parcels for 823 courier companies, and as a side hustle, sells amazing tea like a drug…
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Uvebruce
UnitedHealthcare Rejects Ex- CEO’s Life Insurance Claim on Basis That It Wasn’t a Legitimate Death

UnitedHealthcare Rejects Ex- CEO’s Life Insurance Claim on Basis Th...

Killers of the Power Goon
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Ellie Salvaje
Stop Wasting Our Time Weather-splaining

Stop Wasting Our Time Weather-splaining

A text to local news weathercasters across America
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Fudgin' Politics
Is “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” Kind of Creepy

Is “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” Kind of Creepy

What if you saw some strange old guy in a weird costume kissing your mommy
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Fudgin' Politics
The Brilliant Matthew Clapham Provides Inspiration for a Horrible New Pub

The Brilliant Matthew Clapham Provides Inspiration for a Horrible N...

“Fanny** Doctor” — Where (almost) all your problems go to be cured
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Breaking Up With That X

Breaking Up With That X

When you can never take the ‘twit’ out of Twitter
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Paul Lander
Rudy Giuliani Makes Pitch to Be Trump’s Navigator Whenever Trump is in New York

Rudy Giuliani Makes Pitch to Be Trump’s Navigator Whenever Trump is...

“I know this city much better than that bitch Siri ever will!” boasts lifelong New York City resident Giuliani
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Speaking Fiction To Power
Medium Help Desk Here!

Medium Help Desk Here!

A tale of corporate intrigue and mass deception
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Matthew Clapham
The Medium Help Desk Disappoints, Then Redeems Itself

The Medium Help Desk Disappoints, Then Redeems Itself

Maybe there’s light at the end of this latest tunnel
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Swimming Pool on New Meta Colossal Cruise Ship Can Hold Other Cruise Ships

Swimming Pool on New Meta Colossal Cruise Ship Can Hold Other Cruis...

We’re not gonna need a bigger boat
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John Corten
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