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Babe Paley’s Valentine’s Day Sentiments

Babe Paley’s Valentine’s Day Sentiments

Romantic sayings for the upper-class, crafted by Manhattan’s legendary arbiter of taste and style
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Michael Vincent Mangano
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Thoughts While Rearranging My Bookshelf

Thoughts While Rearranging My Bookshelf

Infinite Jest front & center
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Brian Buseck
Shall I Throw Shade on a Summer’s Day?

Shall I Throw Shade on a Summer’s Day?

This feels like a first draft
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Oscar Rhea
The Restaurant With 23 Aliases

The Restaurant With 23 Aliases

A DoorDash nightmare in the making
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William Mersey
I Replaced Tom Cruise in the Mission Impossible Series

I Replaced Tom Cruise in the Mission Impossible Series

Tom Cruise sent me a fruit basket
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Shaqib Akram
Please Give Me Money So I Can Put Magnets Up My Butt

Please Give Me Money So I Can Put Magnets Up My Butt

It’s a normal request
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Adam Rimland
Hate Yourself Even More With BodyShameR™

Hate Yourself Even More With BodyShameR™

Are you even slightly contoured, jiggly, or… normal? Pay a monthly fee for your own personalised self-hate algorithm.
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Stephen Prime
In 1992, I Picked the President

In 1992, I Picked the President

I was seven years old
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Todd Mitchell
The Valentine’s Day Diary

The Valentine’s Day Diary

Nothing says romance like a scheduled itinerary
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Adam Robinson
TV Series We Still Somehow Haven’t Had

TV Series We Still Somehow Haven’t Had

But it’s only a matter of time
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Mike Hickman
Why Not Double Down On Your Massive Earnings By Becoming a Doctor Funny Editor?

Why Not Double Down On Your Massive Earnings By Becoming a Doctor F...

We love poverty-riddled downtrodden writer/editors
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
FDA Approves Universal Cure-All Placeboq

FDA Approves Universal Cure-All Placeboq

You can find it in the snake oil aisle
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John Corten
Social Life +

Social Life +

Go from shambles to stardom with these products!
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This, That & the Other Thing
Judgement Day

Judgement Day

Pull down the shades, will ya?
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Paul Lander
First, Toilet Paper Got Wiped Out.

First, Toilet Paper Got Wiped Out.

Read all about it!
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Smillew Rahcuef and Philip Ogley Walk Into a Bar

Smillew Rahcuef and Philip Ogley Walk Into a Bar

At least 2 people might read this story
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John Corten
It Ain’t What You Do, It’s The Way That You Do It

It Ain’t What You Do, It’s The Way That You Do It

Meetings: the alternative to work
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John Pearce 🌻
Let’s Make America Healthy Again by Killing the Weak

Let’s Make America Healthy Again by Killing the Weak

Let’s face it, overpopulation is the problem
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Justin Courter
Trump Shortens Black History Month

Trump Shortens Black History Month

February now has 5 days, March goes up to 50
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John Corten
N.W.A Reunites at Trump’s Inauguration Ball to Welcome the President as Its Newest Member

N.W.A Reunites at Trump’s Inauguration Ball to Welcome the Presiden...

Straight Outta Capitol Hill
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Ellie Salvaje
The President's Comments on the Plane Crash

The President's Comments on the Plane Crash

Strong men don’t need empathy
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Murphy's Law
She Blinded Me with Data Science

She Blinded Me with Data Science

Data science’s long proud history in popular culture
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Nichola Scurry
I Know Things Are Dreadful, But You Mustn’t Feel Badly

I Know Things Are Dreadful, But You Mustn’t Feel Badly

Because words matter and you’re giving me a headache
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Jan M Flynn
An English Professor’s Interview with Ernest Hemingway

An English Professor’s Interview with Ernest Hemingway

A meaningful discussion
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Adam Rimland
Mess, Mayhem and Motherhood

Mess, Mayhem and Motherhood

Learning to Love the Mess that Never Ends
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Smritika S
Substack Buys Medium McDonald’s Fries For Pennies

Substack Buys Medium McDonald’s Fries For Pennies

Substack clearly recognizes a bargain
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John Corten
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