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A Bird in the Hand Is Great Until You Try to Order Coffee

A Bird in the Hand Is Great Until You Try to Order Coffee

An exploration of metaphors gone too far
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Francisco Iglesias
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Honest Names for Trump’s Military/Birthday Parade

Honest Names for Trump’s Military/Birthday Parade

‘Cuz it ain’t about the Army
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John Corten
The Do’s and Don’ts of Bringing Your Sugar Baby to the Game

The Do’s and Don’ts of Bringing Your Sugar Baby to the Game

Advice for sporty sugar daddies
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Dan Dellechiaie
Dirty Talk or Chicken Dinner Prep?

Dirty Talk or Chicken Dinner Prep?

I’ve been getting into thighs more lately
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Mat Mendonca
British Bog Bingo

British Bog Bingo

Fun in the public lavatories
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Mike Hickman
I’m Not Ready To Talk About the Things I’m Verbally Forcing On You

I’m Not Ready To Talk About the Things I’m Verbally Forcing On You

Can you stop listening? Because I can’t stop talking
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John Corten
The Soya in the Sausage: What We Learn From Their Questions

The Soya in the Sausage: What We Learn From Their Questions

Not so much filler, as filling time
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Mike Hickman
The Family That Kills Together, Stays Together

The Family That Kills Together, Stays Together

What started as a simple quiz became a masterclass in absurd problem-solving
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KYG
Things I Learned After Being a Writer For 43 Years

Things I Learned After Being a Writer For 43 Years

Free bonus tip at the end of this article
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D. Villar
It’s Not All That Easy to Age With Humor

It’s Not All That Easy to Age With Humor

It’s gotten so bad I’ve contemplated issuing a hostage note
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Speaking Fiction To Power
Welcome to the Circus Call Me!

Welcome to the Circus Call Me!

Send in the clowns. It’s Donny’s Bozo the Clown show
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Fudgin' Politics
FOX and Friendless

FOX and Friendless

Tapering off Tapper
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Paul Lander
So Insane That It’s From My Brain

So Insane That It’s From My Brain

I mean, what would you rhyme with antidisestablishmentarianism?
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This, That & the Other Thing
Frustrated With Low Profit Margins on Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, Lucy Van Pelt Pivots to Health…

Frustrated With Low Profit Margins on Cognitive Behavioral Therapy,...

Could a heavy metals detox be right for Charlie Brown?
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Sue E OConnor, MD
Confessions of a Fridge Who’s Seen Too Much

Confessions of a Fridge Who’s Seen Too Much

I’m cold, I’m petty, I remember EVERYTHING
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The Masked Muse
Let’s Explore the Stupidity Matrix, With Stupid Examples

Let’s Explore the Stupidity Matrix, With Stupid Examples

Do you want to know how deep the stupid hole goes?
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Nichola Scurry
10 Haikus About Hangovers

10 Haikus About Hangovers

5–7–5 might be tough to pull off
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John Corten
Don’t Be That Guy, America

Don’t Be That Guy, America

Sorry, world. We sent Guy Fieri.
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Brian Rosta
Get Ready with Me for My Colonoscopy

Get Ready with Me for My Colonoscopy

#GRWM #COLONQUEEN #SELFCARE
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Julia Wolov
Some Great South African Words and Phrases Translated for My British and American and Other Friends

Some Great South African Words and Phrases Translated for My Britis...

It’s gonna be “lekker” folks
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Chris McCumskey MCIPS (www.cips.org)
The 8-Hour Sex Emergency

The 8-Hour Sex Emergency

1 man | 8 hours | 0 plans | Infinite stupidity
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KYG
Elon Musk’s Interview: The Logical Endpoint of Journalism, Satire, and Perhaps Civilization

Elon Musk’s Interview: The Logical Endpoint of Journalism, Satire, ...

Maybe we need a comet
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Murphy's Law
This One Crazy Thing is Making Tiny Homes More Popular Than Ever and it’s Not What You Think

This One Crazy Thing is Making Tiny Homes More Popular Than Ever an...

Fuck minimalism and sustainability — I’ve found the real reason men are rushing out to buy tiny homes
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Katie Eileen
My Elbow Makes That Noise Now

My Elbow Makes That Noise Now

My body is haunted and it’s my fault
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Brian Rosta
A Baby Fly Ruined My Life

A Baby Fly Ruined My Life

Then whispered something in my ear
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D. Villar
Dear Democrats: Bow, Don’t Heil

Dear Democrats: Bow, Don’t Heil

Dear Senators who “accidentally” do Nazi salutes at speaking engagements — I can help.
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Murphy's Law
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