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Foolproof Dementia Prevention

Foolproof Dementia Prevention

Even though we fools are a determined lot
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Randy Fredlund
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How Do Tariffs Work? A Kindergartner Explains

How Do Tariffs Work? A Kindergartner Explains

Gummy bears are gonna cost 25% more now
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John Corten
Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth Walk Into a Bar . . .

Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth Walk Into a Bar . . .

It was hanging about six feet off the ground, and was made of solid, cast iron reality check — boinnnng!
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Speaking Fiction To Power
I Want to Be a Neurosurgeon, but My Parents Want Me to Do Improv

I Want to Be a Neurosurgeon, but My Parents Want Me to Do Improv

There’s no need to argue, parents just don’t understand
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Julia Wolov
Move Over Evolution, “Idiocracy” Must Now Be Taught in Schools

Move Over Evolution, “Idiocracy” Must Now Be Taught in Schools

In 2024, Mike Judge displaced Charles Darwin as the final voice on humanity’s future
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Lon Shapiro
Transcript From Moments Before Space Shuttle Disappearance

Transcript From Moments Before Space Shuttle Disappearance

The interplanetary toothpaste debacle
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Justin Courter
It’s Time to Ridicule Another Stupid Job I Found

It’s Time to Ridicule Another Stupid Job I Found

These insane job listings are too easy to find
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Kristen Stark
Is Your Funny November Doctor Funny Story Feeling Neglected Rejected and Unloved?

Is Your Funny November Doctor Funny Story Feeling Neglected Rejecte...

Join the freakin’ club … and let’s go beat up the few whose stories succeeded
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
This Is What An Indian-Inspired Thanksgiving Looks Like

This Is What An Indian-Inspired Thanksgiving Looks Like

My cousin’s friend invited us for Thanksgiving. It got interesting.
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Words From A Dot
Donald Trump Appoints Hulk Hogan as Director of The CIA

Donald Trump Appoints Hulk Hogan as Director of The CIA

Thunder in Paradise
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Ellie Salvaje
Man Loses All His Old Friends When Wife Is Nominated for “CNN Hero of The Year”

Man Loses All His Old Friends When Wife Is Nominated for “CNN Hero ...

And his chances of making new ones isn’t that great either
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Speaking Fiction To Power
iWear

iWear

Might give Lady Gaga’s meat dress a run for its money
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This, That & the Other Thing
Balls in the Boardroom

Balls in the Boardroom

Meetings as Sport
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Mike Hickman
Is There Hope for the Hopeless?

Is There Hope for the Hopeless?

How do these people survive in today’s world?
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L. A. Cargill
My Friend Elon Musk

My Friend Elon Musk

How I became his right-hand man
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Mark Ewbie
Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving Leftover Ideas

Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving Leftover Ideas

Complete with bonus pent-up anger over 30-year-old tiny misunderstandings
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John Corten
The Real Reason Why This Place Is Called ‘Medium’

The Real Reason Why This Place Is Called ‘Medium’

‘Real’ in the sense of ‘completely made up’. It’s a post-truth world, baby!
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Matthew Clapham
The Tao of Jeff (and Colin)

The Tao of Jeff (and Colin)

What it means to be Boss at absolutely sod all
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Mike Hickman
Do Not Take Solventrix if You Are Allergic to Solventrix

Do Not Take Solventrix if You Are Allergic to Solventrix

Or if any of these other things apply to you
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John Corten
Dear Doctor: Can You Solve Me Like a Medical Puzzle?

Dear Doctor: Can You Solve Me Like a Medical Puzzle?

Because Dr. House would never settle for Tylenol
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Smritika S
The Doctor Funny Will See You Now

The Doctor Funny Will See You Now

I finally got an appointment
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Mark Ewbie
A 3-Hour Examination of The Left Side of My Ankle — Pt.3

A 3-Hour Examination of The Left Side of My Ankle — Pt.3

Even as a mouse, the world was a little too small
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Corbbin Goldsmith
I Tried Understanding Humanity, but There’s No Instruction Manual

I Tried Understanding Humanity, but There’s No Instruction Manual

Humans are deeply passionate about three things: correcting strangers, inventing problems, and memes
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Shaqib Akram
“Don’t Shoot the Messenger” and Other “Don’ts” We Should Do

“Don’t Shoot the Messenger” and Other “Don’ts” We Should Do

Don’t read this entire story, or clap, comment or highlight
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Honk! Honk!

Honk! Honk!

Clown Car One coming through
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Paul Lander
Signs You’ve Way Overstayed Your Welcome

Signs You’ve Way Overstayed Your Welcome

Expiration Dates Apply
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Shirley Laffa
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