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Medium, We May Have a Problem
Medium, We May Have a Problem
I’ve enjoyed/endured some shitty read ratios but this is ridiculous
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Dec 6
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Rudy Giuliani Makes Pitch to Be Trump’s Navigator Whenever Trump is in New York
Rudy Giuliani Makes Pitch to Be Trump’s Navigator Whenever Trump is in New York
“I know this city much better than that bitch Siri ever will!” boasts lifelong New York City resident Giuliani
Speaking Fiction To Power
Dec 7
Medium Help Desk Here!
Medium Help Desk Here!
A tale of corporate intrigue and mass deception
Matthew Clapham
Dec 7
The Medium Help Desk Disappoints, Then Redeems Itself
The Medium Help Desk Disappoints, Then Redeems Itself
Maybe there’s light at the end of this latest tunnel
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Dec 7
Swimming Pool on New Meta Colossal Cruise Ship Can Hold Other Cruise Ships
Swimming Pool on New Meta Colossal Cruise Ship Can Hold Other Cruis...
We’re not gonna need a bigger boat
John Corten
Dec 6
Storming Doctor Funny
Storming Doctor Funny
Indeed, this isn’t a capitol offence, right?
This, That & the Other Thing
Dec 6
Roz Warren, Writing Coach Absolutely Needs to Read This Story — Part 4
Roz Warren, Writing Coach Absolutely Needs to Read This Story — Part 4
Will she read this one? Or …
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Dec 6
Roz Warren, Writing Coach Absolutely Needs to Read This Story — Part 3
Roz Warren, Writing Coach Absolutely Needs to Read This Story — Part 3
Will she read this one? Or …
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Dec 6
Roz Warren, Writing Coach Absolutely Needs to Read This Story — Part 2
Roz Warren, Writing Coach Absolutely Needs to Read This Story — Part 2
Will she read this one? Or …
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Dec 6
Roz Warren, Writing Coach Absolutely Needs to Read This Story — Part 1
Roz Warren, Writing Coach Absolutely Needs to Read This Story — Part 1
Will she read this? Or …
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Dec 6
Reasons Why I, a Real Camel, Will Not Accept a Role in Your Church Christmas Play
Reasons Why I, a Real Camel, Will Not Accept a Role in Your Church ...
At least not at THIS day rate
Todd Mitchell
Dec 6
I Survived Santa Claus Bootcamp: A Memoir
I Survived Santa Claus Bootcamp: A Memoir
Could you survive?
Anthony Robert
Dec 5
Humans, Unfiltered: The Wild Questions You’re Not Afraid to Ask ChatGPT
Humans, Unfiltered: The Wild Questions You’re Not Afraid to Ask Cha...
Humanity’s bizarre and occasionally brilliant relationship with AI
Smritika S
Dec 5
Top-10 Activities For Those On ‘Rump’s “Enemies Within” List
Top-10 Activities For Those On ‘Rump’s “Enemies Within” List
AKA the ‘Rump’s Fecal Roster
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Dec 4
How Do Tariffs Work? A Kindergartner Explains
How Do Tariffs Work? A Kindergartner Explains
Gummy bears are gonna cost 25% more now
John Corten
Dec 4
Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth Walk Into a Bar . . .
Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth Walk Into a Bar . . .
It was hanging about six feet off the ground, and was made of solid, cast iron reality check — boinnnng!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Dec 4
I Want to Be a Neurosurgeon, but My Parents Want Me to Do Improv
I Want to Be a Neurosurgeon, but My Parents Want Me to Do Improv
There’s no need to argue, parents just don’t understand
Julia Wolov
Dec 4
Move Over Evolution, “Idiocracy” Must Now Be Taught in Schools
Move Over Evolution, “Idiocracy” Must Now Be Taught in Schools
In 2024, Mike Judge displaced Charles Darwin as the final voice on humanity’s future
Lon Shapiro
Dec 4
Transcript From Moments Before Space Shuttle Disappearance
Transcript From Moments Before Space Shuttle Disappearance
The interplanetary toothpaste debacle
Justin Courter
Dec 4
It’s Time to Ridicule Another Stupid Job I Found
It’s Time to Ridicule Another Stupid Job I Found
These insane job listings are too easy to find
Kristen Stark
Dec 3
Is Your Funny November Doctor Funny Story Feeling Neglected Rejected and Unloved?
Is Your Funny November Doctor Funny Story Feeling Neglected Rejecte...
Join the freakin’ club … and let’s go beat up the few whose stories succeeded
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Dec 3
This Is What An Indian-Inspired Thanksgiving Looks Like
This Is What An Indian-Inspired Thanksgiving Looks Like
My cousin’s friend invited us for Thanksgiving. It got interesting.
Words From A Dot
Dec 2
Donald Trump Appoints Hulk Hogan as Director of The CIA
Donald Trump Appoints Hulk Hogan as Director of The CIA
Thunder in Paradise
Ellie Salvaje
Dec 2
Man Loses All His Old Friends When Wife Is Nominated for “CNN Hero of The Year”
Man Loses All His Old Friends When Wife Is Nominated for “CNN Hero ...
And his chances of making new ones isn’t that great either
Speaking Fiction To Power
Dec 1
iWear
iWear
Might give Lady Gaga’s meat dress a run for its money
This, That & the Other Thing
Dec 1
Balls in the Boardroom
Balls in the Boardroom
Meetings as Sport
Mike Hickman
Dec 1
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