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Nosferatu vs. Nostradamus: A High School Debate
Nosferatu vs. Nostradamus: A High School Debate
Doom and gloom vs. gloom and doom
John Corten
Jan 4
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How To Make an 80s Sitcom Clip Show Out of Your Old Stories
How To Make an 80s Sitcom Clip Show Out of Your Old Stories
Reduce, reuse, recycle
John Corten
Jan 15
In Anticipation of 2025’s Misery, Doctor Funny is Skipping the January Newsletter
In Anticipation of 2025’s Misery, Doctor Funny is Skipping the Janu...
Read this instead
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Jan 14
Worst Ways To Start a Wedding Toast
Worst Ways To Start a Wedding Toast
It only takes a moment to ruin a moment
John Corten
Jan 14
Oh, Crimea River, What Could Go Wrong for Moose And Squirrel
Oh, Crimea River, What Could Go Wrong for Moose And Squirrel
And, no, we’re not Putin you on
Paul Lander
Jan 14
Donald Trump Has Picked the One Person Who Can Give Him What He Needs as His Chief of Staff
Donald Trump Has Picked the One Person Who Can Give Him What He Nee...
Introducing Trump’s “Ice Maiden”
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jan 14
Excuse Me Sir, Have You Heard of Suckstab?
Excuse Me Sir, Have You Heard of Suckstab?
…and 4 more reasons why you should never let me near a writing platform
Ben Human
Jan 14
3 Simple Secrets for Successfully Conversing With Conspiracy Theorists & ‘Woke’ Folks
3 Simple Secrets for Successfully Conversing With Conspiracy Theori...
Don’t let rude ruin relationships
Jennifer McDougall
Jan 13
I’m Now a Proud Member of the Medium 2¢ Club
I’m Now a Proud Member of the Medium 2¢ Club
In there, like ingrown hair
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Jan 13
The Importance of Knowing Your Shits
The Importance of Knowing Your Shits
A tutorial on the most useful word in the English language
Conni Walkup Hull
Jan 13
Welcome to Donnyland–All Hail King Donny Trump
Welcome to Donnyland–All Hail King Donny Trump
The Orange One buys Greenland dirt cheap
Fudgin' Politics
Jan 13
Pseudo-Intellectual Bollocks From Literary Magazine Competition Judges
Pseudo-Intellectual Bollocks From Literary Magazine Competition Judges
Spring 2025 Writing Contest!
Mike Hickman
Jan 12
Where Have All the Followers Gone?
Where Have All the Followers Gone?
A Medium commentary
John Passadino
Jan 12
Shameful Searching — What’s Your Internet History Like?
Shameful Searching — What’s Your Internet History Like?
That could have been anyone searching for Bulgarian camel porn!
Adam Robinson
Jan 12
Banners & Announcements Businesses Display When Experiencing Glitches
Banners & Announcements Businesses Display When Experiencing Glitches
If I’d behaved this way as an ER Doc there’d be dead bodies littering the hallways
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Jan 12
Donald Trump Also Wants To Buy the Moon, Sun, And God
Donald Trump Also Wants To Buy the Moon, Sun, And God
Or take them all by force
John Corten
Jan 11
Thinking of a New Pub … The Best of the Worst
Thinking of a New Pub … The Best of the Worst
Publishing any old crap you submit
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Jan 10
I Am Dead, But Not Speechless
I Am Dead, But Not Speechless
My afterlife rant in writing
Shaqib Akram
Jan 9
Making New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep
Making New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep
Low self-esteem and even lower expectations are the key
Freeman Scott
Jan 9
Profiling People Based on the Poop Their Dogs Leave On My Lawn
Profiling People Based on the Poop Their Dogs Leave On My Lawn
These turds are talking
John Corten
Jan 7
When Elon Musk Came To Visit
When Elon Musk Came To Visit
He wanted to hear what I thought
Mark Ewbie
Jan 6
Human vs. AI Head-to-Head Humor Writing Experiment
Human vs. AI Head-to-Head Humor Writing Experiment
Topic: How to shop for eggplants
John Corten
Jan 6
MAGA Storms the Capitol to Protest Elon Musk “Stealing the Presidency”
MAGA Storms the Capitol to Protest Elon Musk “Stealing the Presidency”
Déjà Vu
Ellie Salvaje
Jan 6
My Son Is Afraid To Leave His Room When I Play Shaggy’s Music and Start Cleaning and Dancing
My Son Is Afraid To Leave His Room When I Play Shaggy’s Music and S...
He’s learned from experience
Carol Lennox. LPC, M.Ed.
Jan 5
Meet the Heroes of Our Nation: Inspiring Stories for Young Minds
Meet the Heroes of Our Nation: Inspiring Stories for Young Minds
Make your kids grow great again
John Passadino
Jan 5
Trump Parties Like An Old Geezer Who Can’t Dance
Trump Parties Like An Old Geezer Who Can’t Dance
Will you have a chip in your brain in 2025
Fudgin' Politics
Jan 5
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